
Larmina and Hubert at the SCEP
The last few movies have been…oh…ho hum. I’m a closet cinephile, so a long list of so-so plots and characters that may have had potential before they made it to script were killed upon scripting, directing, and editing. The list includes: Seraphim Falls, Bottleshocked, and a few others that left me drooling, feeling strangely empty, and violated. Then, we finally watched The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Exceptionally entertaining. Well done. Exactly what I want from a pop culture thriller, but this isn’t about that.
Do you remember the younger Sean Connery or Roger Moore in their handsome, dashing, ne’erdowell portrayals of the sociopath and mysogynist Agent 007 James Bond? Perhaps the mood you seek is more akin to the work of Peter Sellers as Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther fumbling for villains and breasts alike? Hm? Do you miss the jaunty fonts and graphics of 1960′s spy movies and book jackets or the gogo boot, bum shaking rock and roll? Or, maybe you yearn for the tongue in cheek of Woody Allen’s Bananas? Maybe a dash of homoeroticism (don’t worry, the children won’t understand) thrown in? Oh, it’s all there in the comedy OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies.
Jean Dujardin portrays OSS 117 Hubert Bonisseur de la Bath, a not entirely stupid French agent and infrequent seducer of women. He is The Agent: handsome, well coiffed, at ease with the ladies, wins every fight, and a smile so bright with teeth so straight it’s hard to imagine there isn’t a little sparkle there. Berenice Bejo plays the intelligent, enchanting, Muslim idealist Larmina El Akbar Betouche. Together they romp through the Cairo of 1955 dodging chickens while piecing together the disappearance of OSS 283 Jack Jefferson, Hubert’s supposed dead partner and friend.
As Hubert and Larmina travel through Cairo disguised SCEP employees, several attempts are made on Hubert’s life including buxom beauties bearing knives, brawls, assassin flung chickens, torture ala masseuse, and drowning. Hubert’s character is deliciously clumsy in worldly ways. He insults Larmina’s Muslim and Egyptian heritage as well as complaining about morning prayers. Then, there are the two spectacular musical scenes that titillated me; during one, Hubert demonstrates a spectacular and surprising talent for playing the oud.
It wouldn’t work in the least if any of it were off. Not one bit. The musical score supports the scenes rather than drowning them. The introductory and expository text, animation and cuts rely just enough on the basic shapes and takes of mid- to late 50′s spy movies (circles, lines, triangles, high contrast, jaunty font, friendly asides from characters) to begin and end OSS 117. The brilliant lighting is somewhat influenced by film noir and exudes rich, pleasant colors. Costumes range from well cut men’s suits, fitted and sleek to match the not too short haircuts and shiny shoes, to women’s shorter skirts and darted, fitted tops that complement the rounder hairstyles of the period. And, the humor speaks for itself. Hubert has no knowledge of Arabic or Islam, thinking one is difficult to read and understand while the other is merely a trend soon to die, and this, of course, wins no affection from Larmina. OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies is a delightfully entertaining spoof on spy films, a parody of modern prejudices, and the end of a dry run of movies for me.
I am looking forward to the next one, OSS 117: Lost in Rio.