Photographic Evidence

Here is evidence of good sense early in life. Sleep and food are both very important.

Asleep in Food

The Quotable Eric

Definitions

Nationalize, v. tr. Either the opposite or the equivalent of privatize (v. tr.). Denotes a change of name for the group of rapacious privateers occupied by fleecing the citizenry.

Privatize, v. tr. See nationalize.

Bus Driver Jokes

I made these up, but their nature demands they not be original, per se.

How many bus drivers does it take to pick up a blonde?
One, but she has to kneel the bus first.
How is a bus like a revivalist preacher?
Some people see it, then throw down their crutches or rise from their wheelchairs and run.
How many buses does it take to change a light?
One, but it has to hit it just right.
How many bus drivers does it take to change a light?
One, but he has to miss the light first.

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